Lord knows I am rooting for the opposition forces in Syria because
I want you to think of me as a freedom-loving type of guy. But we both know
that they won’t prevail, primarily because that means all my arguments of the past
thirty years would be proven wrong. Also, because Syria is Iraq. Think of this:
if you take out the Q and add an S and a Y, and rearrange the R, I and A, you
will see that Syria is indeed Iraq. Also, they are both generic and interchangeable
Middle Eastern countries. And this will save me having to do any research about
Syria. They were both ruled by men with moustaches. Like me, but let’s not
dwell on that.
Listen to the radio programme I participated in with Ahdaf Soueif and chaired by Edward Stourton on the influence of the Arab Uprisings on new writing. Below are the links to the two texts I read extracts from:
Haaretz published this article, then took it off the site. Here's the cached version:
"CIA's favorite Saudi prince begins laying groundwork for a post-Assad Syria"