Morsi's Twelve Days of Christmas

President Morsi of Egypt is having an eventful period recently, which we are commemorating with this adaptation of The Twelve Days of Christmas:

On the first day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

One hell of a decree...

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Twelve Salafists screaming,

Eleven newspapers a-striking,

Ten feloul a-weeping,

Nine protesters a-chanting,

Eight opposition leaders a-spying,

Seven judges a-declining,

Six IMF geese a-loaning,

Five palace-fleeing wings,

Four foolish words, (Planet of the Apes)

Three State Department friends,

Two Israeli doves,

And one hell of a decree!